The great American debt machine, that colossal car crash of fiscal responsibility, is at it again, folks. The so-called 'leaders' of our country, in their infinite wisdom, have decided that the best w...
Now here's a plot twist right out of a comic book gone awry: A gunman, presumably unsatisfied with t...
In the latest episode of "Despot Down," Kim Jong Un has taken a break from his usual hobbies of miss...
In a move that would make Machiavelli blush, Uncle Sam has decided to play a global game of "Pass th...
Well, well, well, it looks like the UK, that grand old has-been of an empire, can't even give away i...
Get ready, folks! It's time to dust off your lucky jerseys and your even luckier beer helmets becaus...
Just when you thought embassy gigs were all about sipping cocktails and dodging paper cuts, two Isra...
Perseverance, NASA's latest vanity project, has captured a selfie that's not just a testament to hum...
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Oh, the UN's at it again, trying to pull a fast one with their latest magic trick. Picture this: tru...
What's with this world, huh? Now, even the maintenance crew is in on the jailbreak action. A so-call...
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Well, well, well, if it ain't another day in the circus we call the stock market. Today, oil prices ...
Listen up, you financial masochists! The UK's inflation rate is having a growth spurt like a teenage...
Listen up, gearheads and tree-huggers alike, Toyota's decided to kick gas to the curb, making the 20...
Here comes the digital circus back into town, folks. Fortnite's grand return to iOS devices in the U...
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Here we go again, folks! Another day, another tech debacle, but this time, it's a real doozy involvi...
For the uninitiated, Skype has been loitering in our digital ecosystem like a half-digested meal, a ...
The Handmaid's Tale, a show so bleak it makes watching paint dry seem like a frolic in the park, has...
The financial wizardry of Sesame Workshop must have hit rock bottom when they decided to sign on wit...
Ah, the Eurovision Song Contest, that annual spectacle where nations showcase their ability to disap...
In a desperate bid to outrun its own shadow, the Eurovision Song Contest 2025 has proclaimed its nob...
Listen up, sports fans, because we've got a real piece of work on our hands with Scottie Scheffler. ...
Oh, the WNBA's got their hands full, folks! Apparently, some fans took a break from discussing wheth...
Talk about a slow start! Here's Journalism, stumbling out of the gate like a high school kid on prom...
The illustrious halls of Harvard, a citadel of higher learning, have been scandalized once again. On...
Ah, brace yourselves, earthlings, for the grand return of Cosmos 482, a Soviet relic not quite ready...
Oh, what a relief, dear readers. Just when we were all set to live out our very own apocalyptic bloc...
By Dr. Quack Quirke The FDA has apparently decided that the most vulnerable of us, namely the healt...
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Ah-ha! Breaking news from the mad labs of healthcare: CVS Caremark has decided to play Cupid with ou...
Ah, rejoice, my portly pals, for a new Swiss study has declared that a jab to the gut could be the k...
Ah, the heartland, where wheat fields once swayed and cows mooed in pastoral harmony, now plays host...
In the grand theatre of human follies, where we've turned the Earth into our personal playground, th...
The Earth, in its infinite jest, has decided it's time for a spring cleaning of epic proportions. Th...
In a world where heroes are needed to save the environment, two men have emerged as the most unlikel...
One does not simply waltz into the world of ancient history without a touch of class, or so one woul...
In a twist that rivals the plot of a poorly conceived romantic comedy, Harvard Law School has embarr...
Ah, how the mighty have fallen, or in this case, how the childhood neighborhoods of the mighty have ...
In a move that would make even the Inca gods raise their eyebrows, Peru has anointed Pope Leo XIV, o...
