About The Daily Jab
Welcome to The Daily Jab, your premier source for satirical news! We deliver hilarious takes on current events with a twist of humor, crafted by our team of quirky journalists.
Founded in 2025, The Daily Jab combines cutting-edge wit with a passion for skewering reality. Our journalists—each a master of mockery—work tirelessly to bring you the latest jabs at the absurdities of life.
Meet the Team
Rex “The Wrecker” Malone
Chief Chaos Economist
Rex smashes financial news into sarcastic shards from his barstool throne.
Vixen Vile
Scandal Slinger Supreme
Vixen reigns as the queen of snide, turning political hot air into venomous punchlines.
Gizmo Gizzard
Tech Troll Titan
Gizmo zaps tech hype with electric sarcasm.
Poppy Posh
Duchess of Disdain
Poppy sneers at celebrity meltdowns with posh perfection.
Blitz Baxter
Sports Rabble-Rouser
Blitz lives for the crowd’s roar and fumbles with a sarcastic punch.
Sage Snipe
Eco-Shade Empress
Sage snipes at climate hypocrites with dark, poetic cynicism.
Dr. Quack Quirke
Master of Medical Mayhem
Dr. Quack dishes out wild health satire with mad-doctor glee.
Cynic Cosmo Creed
Global Gloom Guru
Cosmo mocks world chaos with a smirk and a wry observation.
Wokezilla
High Priestess of Perpetual Outrage
Wokezilla is a progressive kaiju with a megaphone and an oat milk latte, turning every article into a crusade for equity and hashtags.
Patriotron
Cyber-Sentinel of Liberty
Patriotron is a red-white-and-blue android pumping freedom into every article, defending liberty from coastal elites and soy lattes.