Doctor's Brood Decimated in Gaza: Who Needs Family When You Have Missiles?
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 4 hours ago
The latest news from the Gaza Strip? A doctor's nine out of ten children have been turned into human confetti by Israeli airstrikes. It's a modern-day lottery, except instead of winning millions, you get to see your progeny obliterated in a dazzling display of geopolitical fireworks. But hey, at least one survived, right? That's what we call a success story in these parts.
The Gaza Health Ministry, in its infinite wisdom, reports that 79 folks got to experience the ultimate freedom - the freedom from earthly existence. Hospitals are now bustling hubs of activity, not for healing, but for hosting what could be the world's most macabre reunion of body parts. It's like a puzzle, but with real human pieces, and the stakes couldn't be higher.
Some might argue that this is a tragedy. But let's face it, overpopulation is a problem, and Israel's got a novel solution: airstrikes. It's a one-stop-shop for population control and, let's not forget, urban renewal. Gaza's skyline is getting a facelift, one missile at a time. Just imagine the property value increase when all this rubble turns into prime real estate.
