FDA Declares Kids and Healthy Adults are Too Boring for Fall Covid Vaccine Jamboree
By Dr. Quack Quirke, Published 2 days ago
By Dr. Quack Quirke
The FDA has apparently decided that the most vulnerable of us, namely the healthy and the young, are just not worth the hassle of rolling out the latest and greatest Covid vaccine concoction. It's like throwing a party and then uninviting all the guests who are too lively, too full of life to appreciate the somber tone of the event.
Picture this: a perfectly good vaccine, one that could prevent a global catastrophe, gets sidelined because, frankly, kids and healthy adults are just too mundane for the dramatic flair of a vaccination campaign. It's as if the FDA is saying, "Why bother with the youngsters when we can have a grand old time vaccinating the elderly who've already seen too much?"
And what's the rationale behind this? Apparently, the new shots are reserved for the truly deserving - those with underlying conditions, a.k.a. the human version of a ticking time bomb. It's like we're living in a medical dystopia where only the sick are deemed worthy of our latest pharmaceutical alchemy.
In summary, if you're healthy or a child, you might as well go play in traffic because clearly, the FDA thinks you're expendable. Meanwhile, for the rest of us, stock up on tissues, because it seems like sniffles and sneezes are about to become the new fashion statement of the season.
