Fortnite Returns to US iPhones! Big Whoop, Break Out the Party Poppers!
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 1 day ago
Here comes the digital circus back into town, folks. Fortnite's grand return to iOS devices in the US is here to save us from the drab reality of social media free scrolling. Oh joy!
Just when we thought we were rid of the incessant demands for V-Bucks and building frenzies, Epic Games pulls a rabbit out of their legal hat. Never mind the fact that the rest of the world has moved on to greener, less pixelated pastures. Our dear iPhone users are now privy to the esteemed honor of downloading this timeless classic once more, thanks to some high-brow legal gymnastics.
Imagine the joy of kids' faces as they realize they're not missing out on the greatest comeback since sliced bread. Apple's reluctant nod means Fortnite players can once again get lost in the world of skins, emotes, and the dream of one day mastering the art of the 90-degree build. But let's not get too excited; it's not like this will change the course of human history or anything.
