In a Shocking Twist, CVS Plays Pharmacist Matchmaker
By Dr. Quack Quirke, Published Published 2025-05-12
Ah-ha! Breaking news from the mad labs of healthcare: CVS Caremark has decided to play Cupid with our obesity meds! "Zepbound, you're out. Wegovy, get in here!" they cackle from their pharmaceutical thrones. This isn't about matching you with your true love in weight loss; oh no, it's about playing musical chairs with your metabolism.
The powers-that-be at CVS, with the finesse of a butcher in a jewelry store, have decreed that your body, your choice? Pah! More like, "Your insurer's choice!" They've decided it's time to switch your drugs like you're swapping socks, with the audacity to think Wegovy is the superior match. Never mind your body's actual response or your personal journey through the land of bulges and belly fat.
And what's with this love affair over Wegovy, huh? Is it because they're getting a bigger cut from the Wegovy wedding? Or perhaps they believe in the old wives' tale that Wegovy will take better care of your wallet while it shakes hands with your wallet's contents? Either way, it's a corporate matchmaking fiasco, and you, dear patients, are the poor souls left holding the bill for a date gone terribly wrong.
