Trump Gives West Point Cadets a Round of Golf Claps for Basic Competence
By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-05-24
Ah, behold as the Orange Overlord descends upon West Point, not to grace them with his presence, but to bask in their reflected glory. These cadets, who've spent years mastering the art of saluting without poking their eyes out, have been treated to Trump's peculiar brand of praise. It's as if they've crossed some spiritual barrier from mere mortals to semi-divine beings, all because The Donald, in his infinite wisdom, has declared it so.
According to the Emperor of Twitter, their academic prowess and physical feats are directly due to his own unparalleled leadership. Oh, how generous he is, to sprinkle his magic touch of greatness upon them. The cadets, poor souls, are now left to ponder how their efforts in combat training can possibly compare to Trump's real battles - like those fought on the golf course or in the courtroom against pesky things like justice and truth.
And let's not forget the menacing tone he brings to the ceremony. With every "You're all here because of me," he reminds them that their future could be as bleak as his view on climate change unless they pledge allegiance to the orange-tinted flag of Trumpism. The unspoken message: serve me, or face the wrath of my tweets. It's a lovely day when the President conflates personal aggrandizement with military honor, wouldn't you agree?
