President Trumpling Decides National Security is Overrated, Shrinks NSC to Size of His Attention Span
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Isn't it just delightful when our fearless leader decides that pesky little things like national security aren't worth his precious time? In a move that screams "I've got this under control, folks," President Trumpling has downsized the National Security Council to the point where it could fit inside a golf ball.
Why bother with experts when you've got Twitter and gut instincts? This latest foreign policy "shakeup" is less a strategic realignment and more like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, but with less competence and more tweets. The NSC, once the brain trust of international affairs, is now about as influential as a White House intern's opinion on climate change.
But hey, who needs nuanced diplomacy when you've got a leader whose foreign policy motto seems to be "Make America Great Again... by ignoring the rest of the world"? With the NSC's role now roughly equivalent to that of a paperweight, one can only hope that President Trumpling's plan includes a swift end to all global threats - or at least until he's distracted by a shiny new distraction.
