Talent Agent Nosedives into San Diego: Residents Now Uninsured Celebrities
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 9 hours ago
In the latest episode of "Who Wants to Crash Their Private Jet into Suburbia," a talent agent with more ambition than sense became the star of a real-life disaster movie. His grand entrance into a San Diego neighborhood, courtesy of a small plane and what we can only guess was pea soup for weather, left the locals with a spectacle hotter than any Hollywood premiere.
The fiery spectacle that ensued turned ordinary folks into unwitting extras in a blockbuster they never auditioned for. Homes, vehicles, and presumably a few dreams went up in flames, creating a pyrotechnic display that would make even the most seasoned pyrotechnician jealous. The agent, seeking fame beyond the grave, managed to crash his way into the record books for the worst use of navigational instruments since Columbus.
Now, the residents of this unfortunate neighborhood are left to ponder their new celebrity status. Without homes or insurance to cover the sudden spotlight, they're probably considering their next move - perhaps a cameo on a reality show about surviving plane crashes or an unexpected career in fire dancing. As for the agent, one can only hope he finds better representation in the afterlife.
