Another Day in Paradise: 11 Souled on Myrtle Beach
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
South Carolina's Myrtle Beach has added to its charm, this time with a shooting that left at least 11 patrons contemplating their life choices. You've got to give it to Horry County, where the allure of sandy shores now comes with complimentary gunfire.
It's not every day you get to experience the soothing sound of bullets whistling by while you're trying to enjoy your tropical drink. And don't fret, folks, because a mere 90 minutes later, the authorities declared there was no risk to the community. I guess they figured the bullets must have taken a lunch break.
Who needs the chaos of a war zone when you can get it right at your vacation spot? Myrtle Beach, offering a new kind of all-inclusive package: sun, surf, and a chance to dodge the bullets. Next time you plan a family getaway, remember, it's not just sandcastles you'll be building here-it's memories of dodging death, too.
