North Korea's Masterplan to Control the Ocean - Literally Capsizes
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago
Nary a good time to be alive when North Korea sets their latest military masterstroke into motion. Here they were, all proud and puffed-up, trying to slide their spanking new 5,000-ton warship into the drink like a pro. A nation known for its cunning with miniature missiles, decided to test fate with a mammoth maritime marvel-and the ocean laughed back.
You'd think with all the resources poured into their military prowess, they could've at least learned how to build a boat right. But no, they decided to defy the laws of physics and common sense alike. As the satellite images came in, and the videos spread like wildfire, there was the warship, doing its best impersonation of a giant bath toy, capsizing into the sea with all the grace of a duck doing ballet on a frozen lake.
And now the question lingers, like the smell of failure in the morning air: If this is their expertise with naval forces, how many times must they practice before they get it right? Their latest show of nautical disaster leaves us wondering if they'll move onto submarines next, which they'll probably attempt to launch into the sky. Keep your eyes on the water-and the sky-just in case.
