SpaceX Craft Reenters Earth, Wakes Up Even the Dead with Sonic Boom
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 6 hours ago
In a world where tranquility is but a distant memory, a SpaceX spacecraft decided to throw its own personal rave by reentering Earth's atmosphere, causing a sonic boom so epic it had the audacity to wake up every last soul in LA County. Neighbors have been seen whispering to their cats about the new "thump" on their roofs.
But let's not forget the real victims here: the eardrums of the innocent. People living under the flight path are now dealing with a cacophony that rivals their neighbor's weekly ukulele practice. The aftermath? A flood of noise complaints that could fill an entire digital library, all thanks to a spacecraft with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.
And what's next? Will SpaceX's next move involve paragliding into backyards, mowing lawns, and asking for lemonade? The sonic boom serves as an audition for the cosmic band "Woke-Up-With-A-Jolt", but the real headbangers are those who were rudely awakened. Fear not, dear readers, your sonic nightmares are but the dawn of a new era: the era of unannounced space travel concerts, complete with surprise sound effects.
