Germany's Merz Gives Ukraine the Green Light to Nuke Russia, Why Not?
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't the grand old man of German politics, Friedrich Merz, deciding to play God with the geopolitical chessboard. In a move that could only be described as the diplomatic equivalent of giving a toddler a box of matches, Merz has backed Ukraine's right to launch long-range missile strikes into Russia.
Oh, the sheer audacity! It's like watching your senile uncle at a family reunion deciding it's time for a barbecue, but instead of charcoal, he's throwing missiles into the fire. And why not? If the US, UK, and France can play this game of 'who can irritate Russia the most', why should Germany be left out? After all, who needs diplomacy when you have long-range missiles to do the talking?
But let's not forget the golden rule of war: when in doubt, escalate. Because clearly, the current clusterf*ck of a conflict needed more firepower, more chaos, and definitely more reasons for the rest of the world to look at Europe and say, "What the hell are they smoking over there?"
And there you have it, folks, the geopolitical equivalent of a toddler's tantrum on the world stage. Will the missiles bring peace? Unlikely. But hey, at least they'll make for some spectacular fireworks, courtesy of Germany's own brand of diplomacy.
