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Seventeen EU Countries Cry Over Spilled Milk: Hungary's "Vile" Anti-LGBTQ Laws

Seventeen EU Countries Cry Over Spilled Milk: Hungary's "Vile" Anti-LGBTQ Laws

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 17 hours ago

Oh, clutch your pearls, dear Europe, for the land of paprika and goulash has committed the unspeakable sin of enacting laws that have ruffled feathers from Brussels to Berlin. Yes, Hungary, that quaint little nation known more for its thermal baths than its political prowess, has managed to become the EU's whipping boy over its stance on what they call "protecting children's innocence."

But let's not get too caught up in the hysteria. These 17 nations, champions of tolerance and diversity, seem to have forgotten the part where sovereignty exists, or perhaps they've misplaced their respect for differing cultural values under a pile of progressive pamphlets. Instead, they've chosen to throw a collective hissy fit, accusing Hungary of violating EU values, as if they've never seen a political disagreement before.

It's almost endearing, watching these countries band together like schoolyard bullies, demanding Hungary play by their rules or face the wrath of their collective eyebrow raise. But let's not forget, dear readers, this is about values. Values like freedom, except when someone else's freedom doesn't align with yours. One can't help but wonder if these 17 will start a petition to expel Hungary or perhaps just send them to a very progressive time-out corner in the EU playground.

Perhaps Hungary should consider hosting a drag show for the EU leaders, maybe then they'd understand that the world isn't black and white, or should I say, rainbow-colored? But until then, Hungary remains the EU's villain du jour, a rogue state in a sea of supposed enlightenment, daring to tread its own path, all while the rest of Europe cries into their espressos over the injustice of it all.

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