Texas Lottery Jackpot Winner Sues for Cash, Claims She's the Real Powerball
By Rex 'The Wrecker' Malone, Published 5 hours ago
So there's this dame in the Lone Star State, got herself all dolled up in dreams of dollar bills after her numbers matched up in some Powerball hoopla. Claims she's owed a cool $83.5 million, but the lottery commission's playing hard to get, or so she says in her little legal tango.
Now, you'd think with that kind of cash, she'd be living it up, but nope, she's stuck in litigation limbo. She's pointing her manicured finger at the commission, saying they're sitting on her fortune like a hen on a golden egg. Meanwhile, she's out there, clawing for her rightful lucre, the poor sap.
The lottery boys are probably laughing all the way to the bank, with this gal trying to sue them over a measly 83 mil. They've probably got a secret vault with all the unclaimed jackpots, using it to fund their lavish lifestyles and secret handshakes. But this dame, she's got guts. She's fighting the system, one lawsuit at a time, in hopes of making it rain.
