BBC Unveils Revolutionary Service: Verifying Obvious Facts for Morons
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 9 hours ago
Ah, the BBC, bastions of journalistic integrity, have now stooped to the lowest common denominator by introducing "BBC Verify Live." This groundbreaking service promises to fact-check and verify the blatantly obvious.
In a world where the sun rises in the east, water is wet, and fire damages buildings, the BBC now dedicates resources to confirm that, indeed, fires cause damage. One might wonder if this service will also verify that politicians lie, or that grass is green.
Next on the agenda: Will BBC Verify Live tackle the earth-shattering revelation that strikes cause chaos? The service could expand to verify whether the ocean is salty or if gravity still works. Perhaps they'll soon offer a hotline for those unsure if fire burns.
In this brave new world, the BBC stands as a beacon, illuminating the darkness with the blinding light of the obvious. Bravo, BBC, for setting the bar so low that even limbo dancers can't pass.
