Oh, What's This? Tumat Puppies Unearthed: Ice Age Wolf Cubs or Just Frosty Felines?
By Sage Snipe, Published 14 hours ago
In a world where science has nothing better to do than play grave robber with ancient critters, we now have the resurrection of what could be the ultimate ice age Instagram pets-14,000-year-old 'Tumat Puppies.' You'd think with all the pressing matters, researchers would leave the past in the past, but no, they've dug up these frosty furballs, because apparently, our modern issues aren't entertainment enough.
One can only imagine the joy in the lab when they found these not-so-freshly preserved pups. Were the scientists high-fiving over these mummified canines, hoping to give them a new lease on life? Or perhaps they're just trying to prove that even wolves had better hair days back then, while we're all stuck with our bed head and existential dread.
Now, these Tumat Puppies are set to become the next big thing in paleontology-or maybe just the next excuse for a museum exhibit. Will they be exhibited alongside the dodo, or perhaps, given the state of modern science, they'll be cloned and turned into a pet trend for the ultra-hipster crowd? "Look at my Ice Age Wolf Cub, it's like a living, breathing meme from 14,000 years ago!"
