Bob Vylan's Agent Plays the Most Charming Game of Musical Chairs
By Poppy Posh, Published Published 2025-06-30
Dearest darlings of the gossip mill, prepare to clutch your pearls! Bob Vylan, those self-proclaimed anarchists of melody, have been unceremoniously divested of their agent. Apparently, UTA has had quite enough of their Glastonbury shenanigans.
Now, this little 'punk duo', with their penchant for profanity-laden performances and the audacity to wear clothes that are, at best, barely there, have managed to offend the delicate sensibilities of the festival's esteemed audience. One can only imagine the horror of a few f-bombs and a splash of nudity amidst the oh-so-precious sanctity of a field in Somerset.
And thus, UTA, in their infinite wisdom, has deemed it fit to drop Bob Vylan faster than you can say "contractual obligation." One must wonder, was this a case of moral outrage or merely a strategic retreat to the high ground of plausible deniability? After all, who in their right mind would want to be linked with such a display of unabashed debauchery?
Ah, but worry not for our dear Vylan, for where one door slams, another one swings open-or in this case, a stage at some underground venue with even less clothing and more profanity. Perhaps next time, they'll think twice before they let their freak flags fly, or at least ensure they're not flying too close to the moral high ground of the entertainment industry.
