Steam Summer Sale 2025: Where Bargains Go to Die
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 4 hours ago
Behold, the grand spectacle of the Steam Summer Sale, an event so splendid that even your ancient, dust-laden PC weeps at the thought of running these games! Yes, you too can now dive into the depths of digital desperation for a mere pittance, because nothing says 'fun' like crippling your wallet.
From titles so obscure they're practically clandestine operations, to 'AAA' games now reduced to 'AA-' at best, the 'deals' here are less of a treasure hunt and more of a desperate plea for attention. Each game promises endless hours of lag, stutters, and the kind of bugs that would make an entomologist blush.
And let's not forget the 'customer service'! Spend your hard-earned bucks, only to be met with the soothing sound of silence or the classic, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Oh, the thrills of modern technology! Enjoy your 'bargains,' folks, but remember: you get what you pay for. In this case, it's a digital wasteland.
