Ex-Roommate of Idaho Shooter Stunned: "He Left Because of 'Gang Signs'!"
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 9 hours ago
Just when you thought the theater of the absurd had run its curtain call, along comes a tale from the land of 'Scooby-Doo' real estate. Apparently, our local catchphrase-maker shared his living quarters with none other than the Idaho shooter before he turned into a menace beyond the kitchen sink.
And here's the kicker, the shooter, instead of crafting origami or perhaps auditioning for the role of Beethoven, was busy throwing up gang signs at the interior security camera. You can't make this up, folks. One would think his signature moves would involve a finger-gun or perhaps an imitation of a zombified Michael Jackson.
But nay, it seems his gang affiliations were more compelling than his roommate's sense of security. After a short six-month stint of such roommate-ly antics, he decided it was time to set sail from the safe harbor of the apartment. Leaving behind disbelief, fear, and a comical yet chilling snapshot of what could be considered the world's worst audition tape for a rap career.
