The Canine Commute: Mexico City's Posh Pups Now Taking Public Transit to Puppy Prep
By Poppy Posh, Published 1 day ago
Oh, how the tides of canine civilization have turned. Mexico City, once famed for its bustling human populace, has now thrown in the towel, dedicating its public transportation to the elite pooches of society.
These four-legged scholars, with their pedigrees and perfect posture, are trotted onto buses bound for puppy prep, leaving mere humans to walk or, perish the thought, take the metro like commoners. It's not enough for these privileged pooches to have their own trainers and gourmet meals; they must also have the finest education, complete with a morning commute that would make any socialite swoon.
Imagine the scene: tiny tails wagging in unison, each bus ride a veritable parade of the fluffiest, most fashionable canine couture. One can only hope the bus schedules are adjusted for their delicate nap times and that the seats are thoroughly sanitized, lest a less than pristine derrière dare to sit where a future show dog has rested.
As for the humans left on the curb, well, they've got their own problems-namely, figuring out how to keep their coffee from spilling when they're being outclassed by a Yorkshire Terrier on its way to learn advanced fetch techniques.
