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Kohberger's Plea Deal: Family Rage Turns Moscow into a Modern-Day Jericho

Kohberger's Plea Deal: Family Rage Turns Moscow into a Modern-Day Jericho

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago

The saga of the Kohberger trial could give Tolstoy a run for his money with its endless plot twists, but this latest chapter has the family of Kaylee Goncalves ready to march around Moscow, Idaho, with trumpets, hoping the walls come tumbling down. Bryan Kohberger, the accused in the brutal slaying of four University of Idaho students, has taken a plea deal, and the family's fury is so palpable you could cut it with a Ginsu knife.

The Goncalves family, having endured what feels like a trial by fire, now face the cold reality of a plea deal. It's like being served a plate of cold revenge with a side of disappointment. The legal system, in all its wisdom, has decided to cut the Gordian knot of this case, leaving the families with the bitter taste of an anticlimactic end.

Instead of a courtroom drama that could rival 'Perry Mason', we're left with a courtroom comedy of errors, where the only justice served is cold and undercooked. The families had hoped for a full-blown trial, where every last detail would be splayed out for the world to see, but alas, the plea deal has swept their dreams under the rug, along with any chance for the catharsis of a full legal battle. The courtroom has become a stage for a play nobody wanted to see, and the curtain call came far too soon.

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