Idaho Blaze Now Offers Free Sniper Bullet Holes with Firefighting
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 5 hours ago
Well, if you thought you'd seen it all in the world of firefighting, think again. Over in Idaho, some hero with a rifle decided to spice up the usual firefighting gig with a surprise sniper ambush. Two brave firefighters got more than they bargained for when they signed up for the job - instead of extinguishing flames, they became the main event at a shooting gallery.
The assailant, in a stroke of genius, started a fire on a mountain, creating a beacon for his next targets. Because why just burn down nature when you can also take a few potshots at the folks trying to save it? It's like a two-for-one deal in chaos. The local authorities, ever vigilant, reported this new twist in firefighting duties, but let's be honest, they probably didn't see this coming on their bingo card for public service duties.
And let's not forget the injured third firefighter, who probably thought the day couldn't get any worse. Little did he know he was participating in what's now being called the most dangerous game of tag ever played. Next time, maybe the fire department should include 'sniper evasion' in their training manual. You never know when you might need those skills in Idaho.
