Grizzlies Ink JJJ for Gazillion Bucks, Aldama for the Fun of It
By Blitz Baxter, Published Published 2025-07-01
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round the jukebox of lunacy as we dive into the financial fiasco that is the Memphis Grizzlies' latest cash confetti parade! They've thrown a king's ransom at Jaren Jackson Jr. to the tune of $240 million over five years. Meanwhile, Santi Aldama got a new deal because, hey, why not?
This isn't just signing checks, this is signing checks while skydiving into a pool of cash, hoping to land on a soft spot. JJJ, a defensive marvel, sure, but paying him like he's the second coming of Michael Jordan? That's like buying a Ferrari to drive on a speed bump. And Aldama, God bless him, now he's part of the payroll too. The Grizzlies are playing Monopoly with real money, but they've forgotten they're not even passing "GO" yet.
What's next, folks? A lifetime supply of Grizzly popcorn for the ball boy? This isn't basketball, it's a circus, and the Grizzlies are the ringmasters in a three-ring financial folly. With contracts like these, they're not just extending players; they're extending their own misery. But hey, who needs a rebuild when you can have a rebuild of your bank account?
