Trump Turns White House into Trump Tower 2.0: Nation Yawns
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't the most predictable twist in this ongoing political telenovela, folks. Our dear President Trump has managed to turn the revered White House into his own personal piggy bank, and the world just shrugs. The Trump family has monetized 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue like it's the last episode of a reality TV show, where the grand prize is, well, everything.
You'd think people would be up in arms, screaming for impeachment, but nope! The outrage is as muted as a librarian in a noise-canceling zone. Political commentators are busy tweeting about their latest avocado toast, and Congress? They're probably still trying to find their spines. It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck where the train is made of dollar bills, and everyone's too busy admiring the shiny wreck to actually care.
And what about those ethical guidelines? They've been tossed out the window faster than Trump tosses his hairpiece in a windy day. The Trump brand has become synonymous with the White House brand, and apparently, that's just fine by everyone. The only surprise here is that no one's surprised. So here we are, folks, watching as democracy gets a makeover, courtesy of Trump Inc. But hey, as long as the profits keep rolling in, who needs integrity, right?
