Kim Jong-un's Navy Now Includes a "Sinking Feeling" Division
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Oh, what a spectacle! In a land where failure is not just frowned upon but punishable by an all-inclusive stay at the Kim Jong-un Re-Education Resort and Spa, three unfortunate souls have had their career paths redirected. These gallant shipyard officials, including a chief engineer whose only engineering success was perhaps his own demise, were snagged by the glorious regime for a botched boat launch. Kim Jong-un, ever the gracious leader, was there to witness the maritime meltdown firsthand.
It seems that while watching this naval debacle, Dear Leader was not so much enjoying the view as he was counting down the days until he could add these three to his collection of human stress balls. One can only imagine the moment of silence as the destroyer did what destroyers do best - destroy, but in this case, itself. Talk about a sinking feeling.
Now, in a land where even a failed launch can launch you into a world of hurt, these shipyard officials are learning the hard way that in North Korea, the only thing that's allowed to fail upwards is the Kim family legacy. Perhaps next time, they'll think twice before misplacing a rivet or forgetting to pack the life vests. But who needs life vests when you're sailing into oblivion?
