Embassy Firebomber Wannabe: Just Another Average Sunday in New York
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't John Q. Psycho, deciding that JFK airport needed a touch more excitement on Sunday. What's next? Planning to light up the airport with more than just the overpriced airport food? Our would-be firebrand, in his infinite wisdom, thought a trip to Israel was just what his bomb-making hobby required.
Here's a man who thought he'd become the toast of terrorist town by planning to torch the U.S. Embassy branch in Israel. Because, you know, if your life's ambition is to have your face on a 'Most Wanted' poster, you might as well aim high-or in this case, low. The only thing more explosive than his device was his ego, thinking this was the grand act to elevate him from obscurity to infamy.
In a twist that could only be from the pen of a B-list screenwriter, our wannabe bomber got nabbed right at JFK, the airport where dreams of flight and terrorist plots go to die. It seems his biggest mistake was not just the bomb-making, but thinking he could get past the TSA with an explosive device in his carry-on. Someone clearly didn't read the fine print on what you can't bring aboard a plane.
