Trump's Putin Stance: From Bromance to "Crazy" Overnight
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Remember when our dear orange overlord, Donald J. Trump, couldn't stop himself from showering affection on his Russian comrade? Now, in a spectacular pivot that could only be conjured by the most shameless of politicians, Trump has declared Putin "crazy." Could it be the magic of political expediency or perhaps the realization that his dear Vlad has a tad too many screws loose?
But wait, there's more! Not content with just a verbal tango, Trump has now decided to threaten sanctions on Moscow. Because nothing says "I'm very stable" like changing your stance on a dime. Kyiv, meanwhile, has been dealing with a drone bombardment that could make even a robot blush, proving once again that Putin's not just crazy; he's creatively unhinged.
And what about the drones? Imagine an army of tiny metal birds, buzzing over Ukraine, each with a "Greetings from Putin" card attached. If Trump's new affection for Ukraine wasn't enough to make you question his sanity, this drone love parade surely will. From bromance to sanctions, it's a twist that even the most unhinged reality TV show couldn't concoct.
