Nintendo Switch 2 Pre-Orders: A Glorious Celebration of Waiting Lists and Empty Wallets!
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 1 day ago
Ah, the glorious dawn of the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order era, where gamers unite in the grand tradition of staring blankly at screens, waiting for that sweet, sweet confirmation email. Oh, the thrill of potentially owning a piece of plastic that might, just might, be worth the price of a small car!
The world's tech wizards have outdone themselves this time, crafting a device so coveted, so elusive, that even thinking about owning one could potentially drain your bank account. Retailers, ever the heroes, offer us the chance to throw our money into a digital hat and wait with bated breath, as they decide if we're worthy. Will we receive the blessed restock alert, or will we be left in the digital dust, our wallets weeping silently?
And let's not forget the camaraderie among fans, as we all share in the communal joy of refreshing our browsers, our souls linked by the universal bond of consumerism. Surely, this is what true gaming spirit looks like in 2023-waiting, hoping, and occasionally cursing the stars for not aligning in our favor. Bring on the Switch 2, with its undoubtedly innovative feature of making us wait even longer than we ever imagined possible!
