RFK Jr. Plays Doctor, Cuts Vax for Kids and Pregnant Moms: Hilarity Ensues
By Dr. Quack Quirke, Published 1 day ago
Ah, the ol' anti-vax charade continues! The illustrious RFK Jr., eschewing his environmentalist hat for a surgeon's cap, has boldly stepped into the medical fray with a scalpel in hand, ready to operate on public health policy with all the finesse of a chainsaw.
Now, listen closely as I dissect this madness: RFK Jr., a man whose medical expertise rivals that of a circus clown juggling syringes, has decided that healthy kids and pregnant women should just skip the COVID vaccine. Because, you know, who needs immunity when you have the power of pure, unadulterated conspiracy theories at your disposal?
And let's not overlook the insurance angle-doctors and insurers might now need to recalibrate their recommendations, potentially leaving some vulnerable folks in the lurch. Oh, but fear not! RFK Jr.'s sage wisdom will surely guide us through this labyrinth of medical mayhem with the precision of a lobotomy performed by a blindfolded intern.
But wait, there's more! This bold move might just set a precedent for other public health decisions-like, why stop at vaccines? Perhaps next, RFK Jr. will advocate for the removal of seatbelts or the abolition of fire departments. After all, who needs prevention when you can have pandemonium?
