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Headline:Gaza Aid Operation: A Smorgasbord of Starvation and Gunfire

Headline:Gaza Aid Operation: A Smorgasbord of Starvation and Gunfire

Cynic Cosmo Creed By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 1 day ago

Talk about an appetizer gone awry. The locals in Gaza swarmed the aid center like locusts on a crop, hoping for a bite of something, anything. You'd think the scent of fresh aid would have been a buffet signal, but no, this was a full-on melee where the main course was chaos, and the side dish was bullets.

Guess the U.S.-backed aid brigade didn't anticipate the ravenous hunger of the crowd. Turns out, when you dangle a morsel over the heads of the desperate, they aren't exactly going to form an orderly queue. The fences, they say, were breached. I mean, who needs fences when your stomach is already in knots?

Now, the soundtrack of this debacle was provided by the sweet serenade of gunfire. Ah, nothing says 'we care' like the rat-a-tat-tat of machine guns as a backdrop to your meal. Here they were, expecting bread and getting lead instead. Makes you wonder, which one is the real daily bread in these parts?

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