Trump's Deportation Dream: "Send Criminals Packing to Wherever, Who Cares?"
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
In a move that screams 'anything for the ratings', the Trump administration has had the audacity to ask the Supreme Court to let them play deportation roulette with convicted criminals. That's right, folks, if these wannabe-dictators get their way, criminals could soon be finding themselves on a one-way ticket to some exotic 'third country'. Imagine the postcards: "Wish you weren't here!"
What's next, a game show where we spin the globe and see where the bad guys land? 'Wheel of Misfortune'? It's like they've been reading too many bad spy novels, picturing a world where deportation is just another plot twist. And let's not forget the logistical nightmare; these 'third countries' might not even want these new "citizens". Can you hear the welcome parties now? Probably not, because they're too busy barricading the borders.
But hey, if this gets approved, at least travel agencies will have a new business model. "Deportation Destinations: Fly now, pay never." Just imagine the uproar at the next U.N. meeting when countries start arguing over who gets to refuse the next batch of America's rejects. Ah, the sweet scent of international relations going down the drain, all because some in the White House thought it'd be fun to play global hot potato with human lives. Bravo, Trump, bravo.
