Randy Pitchford Finally Finds His Phone, Posts Borderlands 4 Details No One Asked For
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 1 day ago
Ah, the man, the myth, the legend himself, Randy Pitchford, has once again graced the world of gaming with his 'insightful' takes on social media. This time, he's tweeting about Borderlands 4, as if we've all been sitting on the edge of our seats waiting for his divine wisdom to enlighten us on this topic.
It seems Randy couldn't resist the siren call of his phone, even if it means tweeting out plot points that sound more like the fevered dreams of a caffeine addict than a game plot. Picture this: alien invasions, talking guns, and now, apparently, a character named "Flatulence Frank." I didn't know Borderlands was going for the low-hanging fruit, literally.
In his tweetstorm, Randy has not only managed to reveal major spoilers but has also committed the ultimate sin of discussing game development in public, which everyone knows is like trying to juggle live eels. Borderlands fans are now left to wonder if they should be excited or if they should start petitioning for Randy to take a permanent vow of silence on Twitter. Maybe next time, Randy, let's keep the phone in the sock drawer.
