Elon Musk Dumps Trump Like a SpaceX Rocket
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
The mercurial maestro of Tesla and Twitter has once again decided to ditch an old flame, this time it's the dear old Uncle Sam. Elon Musk, the man who's made a career out of flipping the bird to establishment norms, has left his government advisory role faster than you can say "Mars colonization".
But let's not forget, this is the same genius who thought renaming himself on Twitter to ‘DogeLord' was a stroke of branding genius. His parting words? A meager thank you for the chance to advise on national innovation, as if he were exiting a particularly dull corporate retreat, rather than leaving the President's advisory council.
And what's this about the Doge mission strengthening? Is Musk now the harbinger of Dogecoin's fate, deciding which crypto dreams will soar into the stratosphere or crash into the ground? One can only imagine the Doge himself, that plucky Shiba Inu, looking at Musk with a mix of amusement and horror, as he navigates the treacherous waters of Washington politics. Ah, but what can we expect from a man whose next big innovation might just be a self-driving tantrum.
