Sherpas Now Offering Weather-Resistant Suits and Umbrella Sherpas for Everest Hikers
By Blitz Baxter, Published 17 hours ago
Hoo boy, those fearless Everest climbers sure are testing the limits of human stupidity and fashion sense. With weather conditions turning the mountain into what looks like a snow-globe gone wrong, you'd think these folks would take a hint. Nope, they're out there battling the elements like it's a fashion show on ice.
The photos show these daredevils looking like they're about to star in "The Great Everest Umbrella Off." Decked out in what appears to be leftover costumes from a failed '90s ski movie, these climbers are showing the weather who's boss. One brave soul even has the gall to pose with a smile, as if to say, "This is nothing, I've seen worse at my local Starbucks."
But let's give credit where it's due: the Sherpas are the real MVPs here. They're not just guiding these intrepid souls; they're now offering weather-resistant suits and umbrella services. Because nothing says "I'm prepared for Everest" like a good umbrella and a Sherpa in a waterproof poncho. Next thing you know, they'll be selling hot cocoa at the summit.
