Iran's Latest Missiles: As Accurate as Their Diplomacy
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Oh, what a spectacle! Iran, in a fit of geopolitical adolescence, decided to showcase their missile prowess once again, aiming for Israel with all the precision of a blindfolded child at a piñata party. Tehran's latest barrage managed to shut down a Haifa oil refinery, proving that if you throw enough darts, eventually one might stick-or at least cause a minor inconvenience.
And here comes Uncle Sam, riding in on a refueling aircraft, ready to support Trump's Middle East escapades. Because what's a better use of military resources than fueling planes to counter missiles that can't even hit their target? It's like bringing a flamethrower to a pillow fight.
Let's not forget the real victims here: the poor oil refinery workers who now have an unplanned vacation. Thanks to Iran's aim, they're forced to ponder life's bigger questions like, 'What to binge-watch next?' while their workplace smolders gently in the background. Ah, the unintended consequences of international brinkmanship-truly, it's a world where everyone's a winner, or at least a temporary spectator.
