Harvey Weinstein Sentenced to a Lifetime of Clapping at Really Bad Movies in Prison
By Poppy Posh, Published 1 day ago
Former film magnate, Harvey Weinstein, now sentenced to a fate worse than obscurity, has been found guilty of being an absolute ghastly human being. Not merely confined to a cell, he'll now spend his days in a prison screening room, applauding poorly crafted films with the enthusiasm of an individual forced to eat his own words.
One can only imagine the horror as he is subjected to the cinematic equivalent of a slow, torturous descent into cinematic purgatory. His prison sentence includes mandatory viewings of his least favorite genres - perhaps romantic comedies or low-budget horror flicks - where the only thrill is the relief when they finally end.
Let us not forget the irony here: a man who once wielded power over film stars and budgets now must suffer through the cinematic equivalent of a root canal without anesthesia. This is the poetic justice of the highest order, where the once mighty are now bound to endure the entertainment equivalent of what they've put others through - endless, relentless, and utterly inescapable tedium.
