Trump Ditches G7 Summit to "Save the Middle East"-Or Maybe Just His Twitter Reputation
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
The world was left reeling as President Trump, in a move that shocked precisely no one, decided to bolt from the G7 summit like a cat from a bath. Apparently, the Middle East crisis has reached such critical levels that it requires his urgent and undivided attention, which we all know is as focused as a goldfish on a diet of Adderall.
In what can only be described as an act of self-preservation rather than international diplomacy, Trump's sudden departure reeks of a man more concerned with his Twitter feed than the actual turmoil in the Middle East. The question on everyone's lips: Is he rushing back to fix the Middle East or to fix his own image?
One can only imagine the G7 leaders, sipping their tea, discussing the global economy, only to look up and see an empty seat where Trump once sat. His departure has left them in a state of bewilderment, questioning whether the crisis in the Middle East is more pressing than the crisis of Trump's ego. Meanwhile, back at the White House, the real crisis unfolds: how to spin this into a victory for Twitter followers.
