Gaza's Hunger Games: IDF Distributes Lead Instead of Loaf
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 4 hours ago
Oh, what a humanitarian effort by the IDF, trading their usual bullets for a new kind of breadline. It's not just food aid anymore; it's a full-on survival event where Palestinians play dodgeball with death to score a meal.
The IDF, with their magnanimous hearts, have decided that if you survive the obstacle course of gunfire, you might just earn your daily bread. It's like a twisted lottery, but instead of numbers, it's lives at stake.
And the IDF's response? They're "looking into" it, which is military speak for "We'll review the footage and decide if we care." It's like a chef tasting his dish, only this dish has a side of fatal error.
So here's to the IDF, ever the innovators in delivering aid, where the only guarantee is that not everyone gets to dine. Hunger games, Gaza edition, with a twist of irony so thick you could cut it with a butter knife-if you make it out alive to use one.
