Raiders' Speedster Gets Early Release to Apologize for Speeding Mishap, Crash Course in Remorse
By Blitz Baxter, Published 3 hours ago
Holy cowhide, grab your popcorn, folks! The Las Vegas Raiders' very own sonic boom, Henry Ruggs III, has zipped out of confinement for a quick 'sorry I crashed your party' at a Hope for Prisoners event. Talk about turning your life into a disaster movie and then getting a starring role in the apology sequel!
Here's Henry, fresh out of the slammer like he's auditioning for a role in a soap opera, tearfully apologizing to the crowd, or more specifically, to the family whose hearts he threw onto the pavement. The dude who used to dash down the field faster than common sense apparently got an early parole to polish his public image.
And what a spectacle it was! The guy who's likely got more speed than actual regret turned on the waterworks, begging for forgiveness in front of an audience of ex-cons and do-gooders. I guess when you're trying to erase a deadly mistake, the least you can do is give a dramatic performance. Bravo, Henry, you've got the remorse part of the act down pat, but let's see if you can make it to the end zone of redemption.
