Chief Justice Roberts Advises Public to Stop Whining, Promises to Keep Ignoring Them
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
The audacity! John Roberts, Supreme Court's very own high priest of judicial indifference, has decreed that mere mortals should cease their incessant grumbling. After delivering a series of decisions that could have been scripted by a less-than-competent comedy writer, he has the gall to suggest we're just 'venting'. Oh, how noble of him to bestow upon us this wisdom.
In a move that could only be described as the judicial equivalent of telling a hungry mob to eat cake, Roberts dismisses any and all criticism as the sour grapes of sore losers. Political people, in his sanctimonious view, should simply accept their fate with a smile and move on. Never mind that these decisions might affect the very fabric of society; they're just a bit of 'venting', after all.
And let's not overlook his promise to keep ignoring the public's outcry. Because who needs the input of the people when you've got lifetime tenure and a black robe? It's the perfect recipe for an echo chamber where only the justices' own voices can be heard, and democracy can continue to be served in neat, little pre-packaged rulings.
