Venezuelan Patient Exported After Critical Surgery, Enjoys "Free" All-Inclusive Stay in Salvadoran Prison
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 5 hours ago
Say hello to the latest trend in medical tourism where the lucky patient gets not only a surgery but a one-way ticket to a charming cell in a foreign prison. Meet the protagonist of our tale, a man who thought his health couldn't get worse after major surgery in Venezuela-oh, how delightfully naive.
Post-surgery, when the world should have shown him kindness, our hero was shipped off to El Salvador, where the hospitality industry has clearly taken a dark turn. Instead of sandy beaches and piña coladas, he got a prison and a cot, with the ambiance so thick with despair, you could cut it with a scalpel.
Now, his family, they're just hanging out, hoping for a postcard. "Hope this letter finds you well, son, amidst the vibrant culture of your new home," they might jest, if they had any humor left after this ordeal. The authorities, in their infinite wisdom, have made sure he's so well taken care of that even a carrier pigeon couldn't find him.
