Supreme Court Puts Birthright Citizenship on a Diet, Calls it a Victory
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Oh, the Supreme Court, those nine robed individuals who just decided that babies born on U.S. soil might as well not have their citizenship rights. It's like they've put birthright citizenship on a diet, declaring it fat with privileges and in dire need of slimming down.
In this twisted reality, the GOP celebrates, popping champagne corks because now, apparently, your birth certificate is just a fancy piece of paper. Imagine, you're born in America, but oops, the ink on your citizenship just ran out.
And let's not forget the audacity of thinking that you could just pop out of the womb and claim rights like some sort of privileged baby. The nerve! Now, families must sweat it out, wondering if their newborn will be handed a passport or a one-way ticket to legal limbo.
The GOP's "victory" is as hollow as their promises, leaving the nation in a state of legal gymnastics, where rights are now an exclusive club, and membership is by invitation only. So, welcome to America, where the birthplace is just a suggestion, and your rights are just a mirage.
