Japan Pulls Plug on Social Media Butcher - AKA "Hashtag Homicide"
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 5 hours ago
Here's a laugh for ya: Japan finally managed to tie the noose on their very own social media serial killer. Takahiro Shiraishi, the 'Twitter Killer', has gone from X-ing out his victims to being permanently X'd out himself. A real social media influencer, this one, just not in the way the algorithm intended.
This charmer used the bird app not for cat videos or political rants, but to lure in the lonely and the lost with sweet nothings and dark promises, leading them straight to his apartment for the ultimate unfollow. Turns out, his DMs were so deadly, even the prison guards were checking them to make sure no one else got the final like.
The land of the rising sun has set on this creep's reign of terror. They say he was executed, but let's be real - his real punishment was having to read all the direct messages before his curtain call. So, here's to Takahiro, the man who made social media more dangerous than your average clickbait ad. Let's raise our virtual glasses and toast to his departure from the world of the living - the feed is finally free from his lethal likes.
