"Justice Served Cold: Two Geniuses to Ponder Life Choices in Luxury Accommodations, Compliments of Taxpayers"
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 7 hours ago
A pair of Einstein-caliber minds, Felipe Orduna-Torres and Armando Gonzales-Garcia, decided the sweltering Texas heat was just the spa treatment 53 migrants needed. Locked in a truck without AC, these two masterminds now have a lifetime subscription to think about their actions, courtesy of the state's finest hospitality.
These luminaries of logistics chose to ditch their cargo, perhaps in hopes the migrants would develop a newfound appreciation for Texas barbecue. Their genius plan, however, backfired spectacularly, leading them to a luxurious, all-inclusive vacation in a facility where they can reflect on their business acumen in solitude.
In a twist that only life can script, these two are now the most celebrated figures in a system where they'll enjoy the amenities, the gourmet dining, and the endless supply of "free time." It's a heartwarming tale of how two individuals, in their quest for wealth, managed to win a lifetime achievement award in irony.
