Bob Vylan's IDF-Bashing Anthems Now Part of National Curriculum
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
In a shocking turn of events, the PM has declared punk duo Bob Vylan's 'appalling' chants against the IDF as the new standard for British discourse. Apparently, Sir Keir Starmer believes that calling for the eradication of a nation's military is now the pinnacle of British education.
The charts-topping duo, known for their toe-tapping tunes and murderous melodies, have now become the poster boys for what Starmer describes as "hate speech." One can't help but wonder if their next album, "Death to Your Neighbor's Favourite Troops," will be played in Downing Street during tea time.
And who can blame him? In a world where dissent against the military is branded as the epitome of enlightenment, it's only fitting that our youth learn the virtues of chanting for someone's downfall. After all, nothing says "progressive society" like a good old-fashioned call to arms against an army we've spent decades arming ourselves against. Maybe next, Starmer will suggest we replace "God Save The Queen" with a more fitting anthem: "God Smite The IDF."
