12 Million Americans to Join Real-Life Hunger Games: Thanks, Politicians!
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Congratulations, dear readers! Our esteemed elected officials have outdone themselves again. While the rest of us were busy trying to make ends meet, they've concocted a healthcare plan that promises to send nearly 12 million Americans into the thrilling world of uninsured living.
But wait, there's more! Not content with merely stripping away your healthcare, these brilliant minds have decided to tack on an extra $3.3 trillion in national debt. Because, let's face it, what's a fiscal deficit when you could be playing Russian roulette with your life over a simple toothache?
And if you're thinking, "Oh, surely this must have some long-term benefits!" then you're underestimating the charm of our political puppeteers. They've managed to ensure that while the nation sinks further into debt, the only medical care you'll be able to afford is the triage tent at the next protest.
So, get ready to experience the heart-pounding adrenaline of not knowing if your next trip to the doctor will involve a bill that bankrupts you or a diagnosis that scares you. Welcome to the show, folks!
