Idaho Sniper Turns Firefighter Convention into Real-Life Duck Hunt
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 8 hours ago
Folks, in the land where potatoes are royalty, a new sport has emerged: shooting at the very people who douse your infernos. Yes, in Coeur d'Alene, a place that's more about 'coeur' than 'd'Alene' if you catch my drift, some genius decided to turn a firefighter convention into a live-action video game. The twist? The only fire they were fighting was from the barrel of a rifle.
Imagine, you're there, in your shiny yellow gear, thinking you're the hero in some small-town parade, and out of nowhere, bullets start zipping past like they're late for an appointment. These firefighters, not expecting to be part of a real-life "Call of Duty" scenario, found themselves dodging lead instead of flames. The only thing more shocking than the gunfire was probably the absence of any decent cover, unless you count the inflatable fire truck.
And here's the kicker: even with all this chaos, the snipers were still playing target practice, as if this was some sort of twisted version of shooting range night. Meanwhile, the local authorities, probably still reeling from the shock of their peaceful community turning into a battlefield, were out there, playing a real-life game of "Where's Waldo?" with these gun-toting yahoos. Just another day in the paradise of Idaho, where the only thing hotter than the potatoes are the bullets flying around.
