Trump's DOGE Cuts to Federal Workers Slapped Down by Judge - Like a Game of Fetch Gone Wrong
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
In what can only be described as a cosmic misadventure, the Trump administration's latest attempt to reorganize the federal bureaucracy has been shot down by a judge, proving once again that not all dogs can play fetch with democracy. The idea, apparently, was to cut jobs faster than Trump's Twitter tirades, but alas, the judicial branch, in their infinite wisdom, decided that such shenanigans were akin to playing frisbee with the Constitution.
The would-be DOGE cuts, a term that we can only assume was inspired by the president's love for memes and chaos, aimed to streamline the federal workforce with the finesse of a sledgehammer. The administration's plea to the Supreme Court to block the judge's decision was met with the kind of eye-roll that could only be described as "judicially epic." It seems that even the highest court in the land has grown weary of playing ball with these doggone administrative antics.
So now, the federal workers can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing their jobs are safe from the chopping block, at least for now. But one has to wonder, what's next on the Trump administration's list of organizational theatrics? Perhaps they'll move on to trimming the White House rose garden with nail clippers, or maybe they'll reorganize the Capitol by assigning senators to play musical chairs. One thing's for certain, this game of bureaucratic fetch is far from over.
