Trump Can Tariff All He Wants, Courts Just Pass The Buck
By Vixen Vile, Published 9 hours ago
Well, well, well, the former Cheeto-in-Chief seems to have hit the legal jackpot yet again. Turns out, in the game of tariffs, Donald Trump can apparently wield his executive powers like a toddler with a loaded paintball gun. The only issue is, when it comes to the legality of his actions, the court decided to play a grand game of 'not it!'
Imagine this, folks: a Japanese zipper company from the Nixon era, a lawsuit that survived as long as a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, and now, here we are. The judge, in a stroke of genius or laziness, decides that Trump's power to slap tariffs on everything from steel to soybeans might just hold water. But, and here's the kicker, they tossed the hot potato of a lawsuit to another court, because why should one judge have all the fun?
So there you have it. Trump can tariff all he wants, and as for those pesky lawsuits challenging his authoritarian economics? They'll just keep getting passed around like a hot potato at a dinner party no one wants to attend. And let's be honest, if there's one thing Trump has mastered, it's dodging accountability with the finesse of a cat avoiding a bath.
